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ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!


TAGS: adhd adolas attention deficit squirrel
Rating: 4.52/5

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nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:29 pm
Lol, i think i have that...
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:00 am
That on a shirt would go great with my fursona being a canid
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:48 pm
It took me a second, I am old and slow. 5L for a good chuckle


Today's Music -


TAGS: classic music today s pop rock
Rating: 4.75/5

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sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:48 pm
how long will Justin baby and the like be remembered? 5yrs tops if lucky
sodamall - September 8, 2015, 4:43 pm
and you'll never know why we rock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:27 pm
The clash and Run DMC.....RUN DMC?!?. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2015, 8:24 pm
Nirvana, the *** pistols, the kinks and the misfits....Classic Rock? In what universe?
nicholsjoshua15 - August 9, 2015, 5:43 pm
The top 40 music may suck nowadays, but is usualy always has, listen to the alternative, underground and foreign music you may be surprised.
EmilioDumphque - July 23, 2015, 2:33 am
Did you ever hear Wilson Pickett's Sugar Sugar?
GaryO - July 21, 2015, 8:40 pm
Good point, 'cause lots of today's stuff is sure to be number two
nicholsjoshua15 - July 21, 2015, 8:27 pm
There's still plenty of great new music, remember the same year Jimmy Hendrix released "The Watch Tower" The Archies "Sugar Sugar" and it was #1, The year Smashing Pumpkins Released "Disarm" Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" was #1.
EmilioDumphque - July 20, 2015, 7:40 pm
Angry young man poetry to a drumbeat isn't music.
Silverheart - July 20, 2015, 6:37 pm

Suck-ass music exists in every era, classic and contemporary. Get off of the top 40 channels, you just might find some good, new music.


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


I -


TAGS: reading glasses
Rating: 4.51/5

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Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:23 am
It'5 very annoying isn't it
the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
ironically, I made this the same day I got my glasses
Sho - August 27, 2011, 8:29 pm
LOL. nice one man. Funnier than my 'I' posters. 5L


ALIEN VS PREDATOR - Still as terrifying as it has ever been ...


TAGS: alien vs predator classic terriying
Rating: 4.29/5

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Dragonfyre - February 21, 2012, 10:03 am
I had this poster, it was in a ET Record...
OmegaReaper - February 13, 2012, 9:37 am
I thing the creepy and the ugly looking one is the alien and the guy with big eyes is the predator.... killing the creepy looking guy :P
Iconoclast - February 10, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'm confused. Which is the Alien and which is the Predator. :-)


CHINESE DISGUISE - They'll never suspect that it's you when you go pee-pee in their Coke




AS WE GET OLDER - We need glasses...




SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

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Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


LEROY! - WHO DA MASTAH?


TAGS: last dragon bruce leeroy shonuff kung fu master
Rating: 2.31/5

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Lovellama - December 17, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best...movie...ever!
Anonymous2 - June 3, 2009, 1:03 pm
*catches Sho-nuff's fist* I am.
bubba - June 3, 2009, 12:08 pm
sho-nuf
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 8:50 am
The baddest mo fo low down around this town!


HERE IS A GREYHOUND - with a wine glass on its head Your argument is invalid


TAGS: greyhound dog wine glass
Rating: 4.29/5

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Sean - July 26, 2011, 11:36 am
I regret to advise that this comment adds nothing to allesc's rudimentary understanding of the internets. Accordingly, I shall be petitioning the petitioning the United Nations for a resolution to have it removoed. That is all.
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 1:13 am
Are you sure it isn't a wine glass with a greyhound on it's a**?
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
test tease...lol
Sean - January 12, 2011, 12:46 pm
It's a freakin' greyhound,allesc. Sure, if it was a Scottich Terrier-Poodle mix, the logic might not be as unassailable ... but I repeat, that's a freakin' greyhound WITH a wine glass on his head.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2011, 12:35 pm
Are you new to the interwebs allesc?
allesc - January 12, 2011, 11:46 am
What argument? i dont get it
ICEMAN - January 3, 2011, 7:11 pm
Well... OH YEAH!!!


OPTIMISM -


TAGS: the glass is half full
Rating: 5/5

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Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:14 pm
Amsome culos! 5L


BLASPHEMY -


TAGS: jun challenge blasphemy
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:11 pm
Poor guy on the left, so lonely he's literally carrying a sign begging people to talk to him... and it's having the opposite effect. :P
twill1962 - January 1, 2013, 5:03 pm
And then there's "Judge not, lest ye be judged," (Matt 7:1). This means that as we judge others, we will be judged: If we judge harshly, then we will be judged harshly; if we judge with mercy, we will be judged with mercy. BTW: 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:25 am
The passage you're looking for is Matthew 6:5
CANADA - December 15, 2010, 4:25 pm
agreed! one of the best ones
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 12:04 pm
This is the first of the Blasphemy posters that I've liked. 5 Face Palming Lions. "Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven."
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:24 pm
5 kazings
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 10:38 am
I love irony.
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:37 am
i could use an "Edit" b***on ;
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:36 am
i shed a tear. a happy tear. perfecttion !


FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.




BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.


ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".


TAGS: larp elvish legolas lotr
Rating: 2.39/5

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nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:30 pm
MAD sack time bro
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
rudeee
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
mean
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
haha wrong
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:28 pm
no that is not true
corbett06 - August 11, 2010, 9:07 am
you have a point nand but i bet he was getting mad sack time after those movies
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:23 pm
She'd be cute if the eyebrows weren't so dark.
Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:00 pm
i think the guy was onto something


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm
LOL!


BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here


TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?


TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm
fla****? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm
LOL! Slow news day.


SECURITY - Sometimes you just gotta be sure


TAGS: lock plastic
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - January 26, 2011, 9:58 am
Its almost as sure a technogeek wearing a condom. 5L


THE BARONESS -




NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

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Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


STAR WARS - Improving On Christianity One Step At A Time


TAGS: star wars bible last supper
Rating: 3.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:02 am
My favorite part of the Star Wars universe is the Old Republic era. The rest of it was cool, but the Old Republic era was kickass. It was dark, gritty, violent, and yet intelligent.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:47 pm
Improving? Just because the die-hard fans are involuntarily abstinent?
Bartimaeus - December 22, 2009, 10:31 am
Well...Darth Vader betrayed the Jedies.
aesop's folly - December 22, 2009, 10:21 am
who's judas?


I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


PHOTOGRAPHY - The use of a flash will determine a low or high quality end result for a picture.


TAGS: flash pictures ph**ography quality
Rating: 4.8/5

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AcidRain - May 17, 2012, 4:14 pm
Awesome. Didn't see that coming.
MissPriss - May 16, 2012, 12:59 am
Thank you. I have material on that site too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Also good for Where the Pun Is." Good job!


RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.


TAGS: relationship glass hurt broken
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:56 am
5 bloody finger5


JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)


TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

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gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Resurrection not included. 5L.


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


ZOMBIE OCCUPY -


TAGS: carlin classes scarey
Rating: 4.28/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:13 pm
I was actually thinking if posting this very quote, but I didn't know what picture to use. This one is positively perfect. 5L + faved.


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men n****** sunglasses ring p******* beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's n****** are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's n******.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


NERDS -


TAGS: nerd with huge glasses and bad teeth poster evolution
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 12:17 pm
Nerds do think of *** most of the time, but ironically enough they can also conduct an intellectual conversation; unlike your average Jock who doesn't even know how to put a letter into an envelope. 5L for the nerds!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 3:10 am
Thank you for supporting our community. Yes, I said community.
CloudchaserS - February 6, 2012, 12:41 am
Nerds are better in bed. Jocks are ***ier, but all they think about is sports. All nerds think about is ***


DRINKING - People always say alcohol is the enemy but Jesus wants us to love our enemy call me the 13th disciple


TAGS: drinking dremagnum alcohol blasphemy
Rating: 3.85/5

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thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:51 pm
please, be nice to God. and be respectful. :)
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 9:51 pm
Thanks spacedog, i suck so bad at making posters so its nice to have a decent one for once
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 9:46 pm
I should have said earlier Dre, this is a good poster. The comments count when the votes don't amount.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:29 pm
i just noticed a huge drop when vte 31 happened, sorry guys, im being a whiny b****
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LOL Space!
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
LMAO! Dre are you working a spread sheet? What did voter #7 cast?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 7:27 pm
Dre.... come on now. You must know by now that complaining tends to attract 1L votes here.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
Voter #31, thanks for the 1 vote
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm
Mr. Dre.. keep 'em coming. From someone who has close to 2000 of them now, there will be ones that you think will do well, and they don't.. and ones that totally surprise you. There are a lot of eyes that visit here, and most are unregistered. have fun
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
Yeah, your poster is better so no complaints, i was just curious
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 7:09 pm
I'm in denver.. sitting on top of Newest gets votes quickly.. luck of the draw. This is a good poster and it is sitting at 4.. which is Really good.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:58 pm
Im USA though so mine might have been later
Wheels - October 27, 2009, 6:56 pm
that is strange.. what time of day did yours come out of the Q. If I remember, mine came out around 3, and got a lot of votes very quickly cuz it sat in the newest, on top, for about 2 - 3 hours.
rerun - October 27, 2009, 6:42 pm

Zombie voters have taken over Motifake?
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 6:40 pm
Before i begin i want to say im just letting you guys know, this isnt a conspiracy theory, i just think its odd. How does the #1 poster have twice as many votes on as my #2 poster made on the same day?
Lederhosen - October 27, 2009, 12:41 pm
Nice...5L
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
"in the" mines even...sheesh! Gotta lay of the sauce when I'm commenting...
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:53 pm
The 8th Dwarf was sleeping it off inthe mines...his name was Alky. 5L!
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:14 pm
5L - so sayeth the flock!
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 10:49 am
Thanks guys, I think this one is better than its rating but oh well
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2009, 2:23 am
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things........Especially the Jamesons.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
5/5
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 1:52 am
Does this mean I can drink whiskey in church?


Tony Romo Returns to Practice -




ITS TRUE! - All this money and power. I just have to except facts ....DAMMIT WE SUCK!!


TAGS: dallas jerry jones cowboys
Rating: 2.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:34 am
This person looks familiar. Where have I seen his pompous puss before?
parkers0929 - October 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Sure...but I'll bet he accepts many facts...except for any grammatical suggestions from you!


THE BIG BANG - In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.


TAGS: douglas adams
Rating: 4.7/5

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R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Uh oh! Moooooooooo's getting mushy again. Next he'll be kissing the mannequin in the corner again- Too late, dangit Moooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:43 am
I work midnights....also...i luv u gys.....yur my rock.....
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 11:40 am
Douglas was a pretty good British Author, right up there with JRR Tolkien. JRR, however, was never able to appear on "Flying Circus" (Adams did) and so loses the battle by a whisker.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
*drinking so early*
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
Also, it's like mid-morning! Why are you drink so early? Unless you've been up all night, then it's OK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:18 am
It's ALWAYS the alcohol talking.....the real Moooo+ is mute (Mrs, Moo+ wishes)
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:15 am
I figured...last time you were drinking you didn't call for 5 days! I don't want to go through that again! I need to know it's not just the alcohol talking!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:13 am
I can't help moooooself....Also, I've been drinking.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:06 am
You still kind of freak me out...we'll see. No promises...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Friends with b****** benefits?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:02 am
Just light b******, not the like the stuff you PM'd me about last week...I told you Moooo, just friends!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I'll have to email the reminder to watch "last chance" to my home email, can't watch videos at work :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I think we're Soulmates......are you into b******?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:59 am
I just ggogled a full list of Douglas Adams books...I still have some readin' to do! I did play "the Starship Titanic" video game, funny dialogue, but it was like "Myst" and I don't like those games, makes you think too much!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:57 am
Find the "last chance to see" episodes....hosted by Stephen Fry.....He does Douglas proud.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:55 am
I did read "Last Chance to see" Great book, I have always love his Humor. And the Dirk Gently books are great too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:54 am
Next to my car and My Asimov first editions ..they're my prized possessions....Don't ever try collecting books folks....It makes Moving next to impossible.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:51 am
You got me there! Mooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:49 am
I have all 5 first editions ....beat that Jake!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:46 am
LMAO!!!.....but, How will you get those "other" stains off his stuffed Aggy doll?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:45 am
don't listen to Moo+, you have to presoak. that's the only way the those dried strawberry yougert rings will come off ReRuns Sponge Bob bowl
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
I stand corrected, and indeed my face is red...It happens quite often as I mouse up to click on a lion, it triggers facebook or twitter or some crap...fine, I'll do the dishes...but you won't like the cleanser I use! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
That's woman's work....so I suggest you get started GS.....No, you can't pre-soak them for an hour...put some elbow grease into it....and wash my shirts!
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
BaZINGA!! Your Penance is, THE DISHES!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
I've read the guide 8 times.....I'm deeply ashamed at TOC's comment....I'm sending Dirk Gently after you!.........If all you Adams fans haven't seen "last chance to see"...I suggest you find it NOW!!!!
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 10:37 am
Look at the bottom... have you ever voted on this poster? :P You may have given it 5 Gnab Gibs, but no lions. :(
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:35 am
TOC, what do you mean liar? He WAS my favorite author of all time! I've read "The Guide" (all 5 books of the trilogy) like 20 times each!
Maddness - May 11, 2010, 3:03 am
I like this one m8
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:20 pm
Jake... you's a liar!
R.S.Jake - May 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
Douglas Adams. RIP. My favorite author of all time! 5 Gnab Gibs!


HAPPY TOWEL DAY - Hey, Sass that Hoopy Frood. He really knows where his towel is.




ALCOHOL -




LASER CATS - If Laser Cats are outlawed, only outlaws will have Laser Cats


TAGS: laser cats
Rating: 3.13/5

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BALLET CLASSES -


TAGS: ballet classes captain kirk star trek
Rating: 3.33/5

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hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.


SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!




ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!


TAGS: robot jesus sins blasphemy challenge
Rating: 4/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 12:43 am
lol respawn!


DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!




FROLIC -


TAGS: have fun while it lasts frolic
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - October 21, 2010, 2:29 am
I used a suggestion from capn kangaroo for the 2nd half of this one. It really smoothed it out. Thanks capn!
Neener - October 21, 2010, 1:06 am
I like it
crankyhead - October 21, 2010, 1:01 am
I like the direction you took with this. =)


BOTOX - No one ever think's what it will look like as you get older


TAGS: botox plastic surgery old
Rating: 2.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 4:37 am
"Where is it? . . . . . The rocket?"
MotiMake - November 29, 2011, 12:23 pm
So it's "think's" now is it? What happened to our language these days?
motifake - June 22, 2010, 11:17 am

I think the surgeon used an ugly tree branch as a surgery instrument
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:31 am
Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
forseti - June 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
lol moti...
motifake - June 21, 2010, 4:27 pm

My god, kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!


POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....




FREEDOM - Belongs to those who have nothing.


TAGS: total freedom can s last long
Rating: 5/5

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CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Agreed. The more you have the more you want to take with you.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:55 pm
amen


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.


TAGS: last night my phone drunk
Rating: 3.88/5

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mastergiygas - August 10, 2012, 6:46 pm
*burp*


PERCEPTION - Is The Glass Half Empty or Half Full? It's A Glass of Water! Get Over It!


TAGS: glass half empty full water
Rating: 2.5/5

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engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be
engineer - March 8, 2009, 4:07 pm
neither, the glass is twice the size it needs to be


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper


HOW ABOUT A NICE GLASS OF - S.T.F.U.




MY GOD! - I can see Sarah Palin's house from here.


TAGS: alaska russia army view cold
Rating: 4.46/5

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demon001 - May 24, 2014, 3:27 pm
Commies don't believe in God!
Cyberhagen - December 29, 2012, 1:05 pm
I agree with RL here. Typically, I dislike SP bashing, but this was funny.
GySgt1811 - September 11, 2010, 1:25 pm
Can you see in the upstairs bedroom window? Second from the left? Yeah, that's the one. Woof! 5 peeps from me. (BTW, Georgi, good job at Kursk!)
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:10 am

i'm going against the grain here sorry but i think this is great. 5L despite the tag.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 3:59 am
I let it go... wasn't going to try and explain it.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:58 am
the tag costs 1L, sorry. That's capitalism, dude...


CHICKS LIKE THIS - ...are always the ones who complain there are no real men left.


TAGS: plastic surgery women
Rating: 4.44/5

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observingthisplanet - January 7, 2014, 4:43 pm
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
twill1962 - September 1, 2012, 11:09 am
It's Barbie! Where's Ken?
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 4:56 pm
Kill it with fire...
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:46 pm
Dear god! I.. I think it's feral!
KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:59 pm
What the heck!!! ogly lips men!!
Krissie - January 8, 2012, 10:19 pm
W...T...F!!!!
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 3:46 pm
We Are The Borg !
vulture - January 6, 2012, 3:26 pm
My first thought - "Is it alive...?"
mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:50 am
lol... is this a woman?


1976 FLASHBACK - I still hate my Mother, Sears and the 1970 's




THIS... IS... - Ridiculous! I paid almost $500 per seat, $100 for beer and pizza, $20 to park my car, and I have to sit next to a lunatic, wearing a Spartan costume in Dallas?! You Suck Jerry!


TAGS: dallas cowboys 300 sparta fail owned loser
Rating: 3.76/5

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skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
skarjj - October 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
that helmet is spartan/greek but the armor is roman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2010, 3:21 am
So?....You guys dated?
Losifer - August 27, 2010, 3:18 am
Ooooooh snap! I either know that guy or know who he got that armor from!
Dr. Festerpus - November 25, 2009, 9:17 pm
I want one..
MO - October 3, 2009, 1:04 pm
Nice Aggy! I lol'd a little bit...just a little though.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 7:05 pm
It's good to have protection... Romo's passes rarely hit the intended target.


MEMORIES -




FINALLY... - I can log off now


TAGS: internet rnr lastpage google
Rating: 4.25/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 5:59 pm
Achievement
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:22 am
TL;DR


CINDERELLA -




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: the dimmer the bulb the longer it lasts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Sean - October 9, 2009, 1:58 pm
Thanks for that, Xazax, but I now think the tags would have been a better text for the poster.
Xazax - October 9, 2009, 1:42 pm
Very Clever.


OKAY CLASS - Hands Up If You Love Lesbians.


TAGS: lesbian okay class
Rating: 3.11/5

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Zagato - April 13, 2010, 2:39 am
notice the b****es who don't raise there hands.


Bat Country -


TAGS: and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.47/5

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TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:05 pm
"This isn't a suitable place to park?"
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:32 pm
never mind, didn't see the quotes... lol
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:29 pm
What story? see the movie!
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
"Finish the f***ing story!"


SEEMS LEGIT -


TAGS: doit yourself lasik
Rating: 4.44/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:04 pm
Obama plans on giving us all home surgery kits.


LAST WORDS SPOKEN -


TAGS: last words
Rating: 4.65/5

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NO MATTER HOW -


TAGS: money glass half full drink
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - November 25, 2011, 7:19 am
lol... true


JENNIFER BEALS -




IMPIOUS -




CLASSIC ROCKERS - Appearing soon at a Retirement Village near you.




YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.


TAGS: skull depp fear loathing las vegas
Rating: 3.43/5

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TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?


ENGINEERS - The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


TAGS: glass half full
Rating: 2.18/5

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Christos - April 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
What's in the glass? Is it liquid? Maybe Gravel? Blood? Is it used in a sacrificial context? Questioner: Nnnnever mind.


BLASPHEMY... - It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword


TAGS: jesus dinosaurs sword blasphemy
Rating: 2.14/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
That's not blasphemy, that's a compliment. They aren't easy to kill with mere swords!


DON'T PANIC - Always know where your towel is.




GHETTO BLASTER - In the 1970's an upskirt photo was a little harder to come by.


TAGS: ghetto blaster coffy sh**gun up*****
Rating: 4.19/5

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suenero - November 23, 2010, 8:31 am
Cudos for the excellent use of the lovely Ms. Pam Grier. 5L's


LIFESAVER -




KILL -


TAGS: life time women suicide help planet kill human glasses
Rating: 3.21/5

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TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:13 pm
OOOOhh...Bloodhound gang ref...nifty.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
Immortal is making some seriously mortal mistakes here.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 2:43 pm
Gee, Immortal, been registered and a member for MONTHS now. Check your facts before shooting your insignificant mouth off, or at least use the right caliber when you do shoot your mouth off.
MrRandom - November 28, 2009, 2:16 am
Ah, the irony.
The Immortal - November 28, 2009, 2:15 am
Tell you what "Zed". You get yourself a Motifake account. Then your comments will actualy mean something. Until then, GTFOBCH!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:18 pm
Tell you what, WTFO, you lead the way, and I'll... laugh my a** off.
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
If she really wants results, instead of telling people what to do, she should lead the way.


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


EVEN BETTER -




BRB - LOL


TAGS: jesus ascention blasphemy
Rating: 3.78/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:52 pm
Thanks Airman
Airman - December 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
I remember that one.. I laughed a lot
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:34 pm
thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - December 8, 2009, 4:33 pm
This is one of the simplest, yet best motifakes ever. 5Christians.
CANADA - December 8, 2009, 4:21 pm
I LOVE THIS GUY! now he gona timmy a couple more of my posters!
Forum Hacker - December 8, 2009, 4:18 pm
if you had brain you'd be dangerous
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 9:51 am
ya i know what you mean, i must have collected an army of haters cause like the first 5-8 votes on all my posters are alway 1 lion
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 7:54 am
d*** Canada that's another 5 Poodles that didn't help. They were both d*** funny!


I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass




INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.




CLASSIFIEDS -


TAGS: classifieds young exotic redhead
Rating: 4.28/5

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culos - February 1, 2011, 5:01 pm
a non Y mouse, 1L. Pity!


ON CONTRARY - To Popular Belief, God's Last Name is Not "Damn It"




HAMAS - Keep having parades. It's maximizes the use of Israeli bombs.


TAGS: terrorists israel hamas palastine ass funny military muslim
Rating: 3.36/5

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WTFO - December 1, 2009, 7:23 pm
I agree, if they would find the joy bacon can bring they'd be a less angry crowd.
Zed - December 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
More bacon, less hummus.
stenusmc - December 1, 2009, 7:03 pm
Hamas needs to eat more bacon.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 2:14 am
What happen to the homes of the Fatah members that where executed by Hamas? Just wondering
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am
I dunno, believe it or not, some of your thoughts are valid, I just wish you were a little, a tad bit, open minded. Oh, and i troll your posts, and others, hoping to find common ground, again, believe it or not.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:07 am
Yes, and so have the Palestinians. Yet Israel says, Lets make Peace and then kicks out 500 families from homes theyve lived in for the last 50 years, throwing them and their belongings into the street to move in Jewish families. Look, listen, learn.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:03 am
BTW, what is your method for trolling all my posters? Are you trying to comment on all of them or have you found favorites? Have you found my early stuff listed as MADMSG, yet? Just wondering.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:01 am
I disagree. Israel has attempted to create peace multiple times and upheld cease-fires until attacked. They retaliate to terrorist attacks. They also attempt to minimize innocent casualties but it's hard when the terrorists hide among women and children.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:58 am
Israel is just as big of a terrorist organization as Hamas. Im not anti-semetic at all, but both sides are equally guilty in this fight.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
When did it become bad to be a member of United Fence Builder's - Local 765?
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:23 pm
Hands down a 5.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:36 am
It's the thought that counts.
ThePirate - March 29, 2009, 12:35 am
5... tried to give it another 5.. denied


FAMOUS LAST WORDS - The last thing you will ever hear.


TAGS: famous last words pulp fiction ezekiel 25 17
Rating: 2.28/5

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Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:57 pm
Ezekiel 25:17 - "And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them" - (KJV) Apparently the version in the poster is the QTV.
SeanieG123 - October 9, 2008, 2:01 am
nope, american sean. now known as SeanieG123 because i did not realize the name you put down was the name posted with the motifake
Sean - October 6, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is this by English Sean, perhaps?
Haarakkon - September 16, 2008, 10:16 pm
*I* don't think Marsellus Wallace is a b****.
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:28 am
... with a big afro hairdo
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:27 am
only if spoken by Samuel L Jackson...
Ernie - September 16, 2008, 9:49 am
If that doesn't scare you sh*tless, I don't know what would?


LAST MAN -


TAGS: last women irony true
Rating: 4.93/5

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dizzie107c - May 16, 2012, 12:25 pm
lol thats to funny. cuz will smith didnt get none when he found that chicc.
MissPriss - May 15, 2012, 10:11 am
Too true...poor 5L.O.B.


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


LAST RESORT - when all else fails


TAGS: crap bar last resort
Rating: 3.45/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:36 pm
I lol'd...nice!


DATING -




BEAUTIFUL TEETH - YOUR TEETH ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS, BUDDY.


TAGS: teeth nerd glasses
Rating: 2.42/5

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TigerKid - June 27, 2008, 4:09 am
Funny. Those glasses don't seem to have lenses...or it could be the Rum im dinking.
Contrarian - June 11, 2008, 4:46 am
Agreed. For instance, why isn't he wearing an American flag lapel pin? Does he hate the troops that much?


SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!




THE 80S -


TAGS: decade eighties graffiti ghettoblaster boombox
Rating: 4.88/5

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440wakeup - May 20, 2011, 6:55 am
Get on youtube watch some of the commercials for crap for the 70's. It's likw we were living in the middle ages, And remember we had already put a man on the moon. all the commercials look like they're filmed at a swingers convention or nudist colony.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 6:53 pm
I liked the 80's, hell, I was the 80's.


TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.




HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




MR GANGSTER, SIR? -


TAGS: gangster fail plastic british
Rating: 3.56/5

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LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 9:03 pm
Yeah but in his case the h***er killed him.
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 6:46 pm
Heh, the paint guns,$200 and a wife beater shirt...somebody was playing Grand Theft Auto.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
LOL... more than likely, it's sobriety. It's like my fingers are fighting the keyboard.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
That chilly weather must be affecting your motor skills.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:09 pm
Spelling, anyone? What the hell?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:08 pm
YOu clearly don't feel the vibe he's puttin' out... painball guns and a fistgul of Comicon tickets, yo... patrollin' his turf between H&M and the food court!
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:07 pm
Canadian actually. Also, pics of douche bags like this are always fun to see.


MMMM... - Plasticky




LAST CHANCE LARDASS - Did You Eat The Baby ?




SOSBEE - CIA in mah brain using dare lazers and stuf http://www.sosbeevfbi.com/


TAGS: crazy sosbee laser fbi paranoid funny cia
Rating: 2.79/5

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Orion8 - August 19, 2009, 9:46 pm
Read his website... wow.. just wow


MY TOAST!! - Who Burnt It?!




ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!




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